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Rum & Choke likes to party, make people squirm, and get rowdy! And that’s just offstage. Happy Hour with Rum & Choke will be the professional premier of 3 previously in-development works created over the ensemble’s first 2 years. DARK MATTER answers the question, “Is it better to work on yourself or just get drunk?” through the eyes of wannabe influencer Dani and her unlikely meeting with an over-eager Dark Matter theorist who claims to know the meaning of life. MOURNING WOOD follows the hero’s journey of Abel Goodbottom as he navigates love, being a switch, and the USSR in a world that is BDSM Dungeon-meets-“Sky High.” BITCHES asks you to reflect on classism, electoral politics, and performance-enhancing substances as newcomer Renee Zelwegger tries for Best in Show at this year’s Eastminster Dog Show. See you there! Rum & Choke promises it’ll be the best hour you’ll never remember.

Rum & Choke features Hannah Doyon, Essence Brown, Jamie Lowenstein, and Stephanie Orta-Vázquez under the direction of Alyssa Kakis. Their work has previously been seen at The PIT Loft, Sitting Shotgun, and as part of Pace University's DTF.