East Haddam is just like any other town. Perhaps even your town. Except for the Green Swamp Lady. There is that. Oh, and the unicorn. That’s there as well. Other than that, quite your typical, standard little town. Did we mention the clowns and secret agents? To be fair, regular towns can have those too, though. So we’re ok on that. Anyway, enough chatting, let’s show you around, shall we?